RFK Jr. Clears Committee, Heads To Senate Floor For Confirmation Vote
JUST SAYING
BY RAUL HERNANDEZ
Yikes!!!
Pray we never face another deadly epidemic like COVID-19, especially with Robert Kennedy Jr. running Health and Human Services and Donald Trump whispering sweet nothings about which bottle of bleach or industrial lightbulb to shove to “eradicate” a virus. It’d be like putting flat-earthers in charge of NASA.
Kennedy might just roll out the greatest hits of medieval quackery: bloodletting to “balance the humors,” drilling holes in skulls to “release evil spirits,” and grinding up a fresh batch of mummies to sprinkle on wounds.
Got the flu?
Don’t worry—there’s probably a vial of powdered pharaoh with your name on it.
Picture Kennedy and Trump tag-teaming America’s next public health disaster like a reality show and experimenting on children and everyday citizens like lab rats.
Why not?
No one—and I mean no one—knows more about medicine and scientific research than the Orange Buffoon and his trusty lab assistant, Bobby Jr. Just ask them.
Or don’t if you value your sanity.
Do yourself a favor: Call the Senate and share your opinion while there’s still a chance to avoid the apocalypse. The Capitol Switchboard is at your service—before they replace it with a medieval pigeon system.
Use the U.S. Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121.
List of Current Members of Congress:
https://ballotpedia.org/List_of_current_members_of_the_U.S._Congress