Just Saying
By Raul Hernandez
Today’s Sermon: Hypocrisy at Full Blast:
Ah, Sunday—the day when right-wing hustlers roll into church, dressed to the nines in self-righteousness, pretending to be Jesus’s most devout followers. Their lying lips move faster than the choir, belting out hymns with all the sincerity of a used car salesman. Incense burns, but it’s no match for the stench of hypocrisy wafting through the pews.
They also want to paper high school hallways with the Ten Commandments — pass.
Physician heal thyself.
Then comes Monday, and like clockwork, they switch religions. Forget Christ—they’re back to worshipping the Orange Messiah, the man who could teach the devil a thing or two about deceit, greed, and gaslighting.
I mean, come on! If lying were an Olympic sport, this guy would be draped in gold medals, with Satan handing him a trophy.
It’s laughable. The Jesus these folks claim to adore?
Yeah, the real Christ—the one with a desert tan and calloused hands from carpentry—would be yanked off to Guantanamo faster than you can say “miracle.”
These folks wouldn’t know the Savior if he walked right up to them, flipped over their collection plate, and told them to stop scamming the poor and exploiting the desperate.
Comedian Cliff Cash nails what most sane people are thinking about this pretend “religion” they preach.
Bust out the choir and preach it, Brother Cash!