Just wait. A deadly virus will emerge — medical experts have warned us for years. But when it does, brace yourself for the catastrophic clown show.

Trump will drag out his anti-vax circus act, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., like some crackpot sideshow doctor, to peddle snake oil, sunshine, and maybe a Trump-brand elixir brewed from bleach and UV light — the same idiocy he vomited during Covid.

And when the body count rises, when ERs overflow and CDC staff are gutted thanks to Trump’s war on science, Dr. RFK Jr. will be in over his head — and you can bet Trump will do what he always does: deny, deflect, and dump the blame. Cue Sean Hannity and the Fox propaganda mill stepping over corpses to blame Biden, Hillary, or your neighbor’s dog.

Meanwhile, Trump — a man too ignorant to grasp that he can’t just dismantle federal agencies created by Congress — will try anyway. All in service of his ego and billionaire backers who are too busy chasing tax cuts to care about public health or national survival.

The Republican Congress? Their fingerprints will be all over this bloodbath. They’ve enabled this chaos with no plan, no spine, and no conscience.

America, behold the apocalypse as brought to you by a gold-plated con man and his army of sycophants.

What a goddamn joke — if it weren’t so lethal.