Megyn Kelly Has A New Nickname For ‘Crying’ CBS Anchor And It’s… Pretty Out There —Huffington Post
We don’t know if we’re more embarrassed for Tony Dokoupil or Kelly for this new moniker.
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JUST SAYING
BY RAUL HERNANDEZ
Corporate Media turned news into an entertainment whorehouse.A digital Disneyland for kids and kooks, packed with bouncy houses where brains should be and an attention span measured in Rhesus-monkey seconds.
It’s spectacle dressed up as journalism, noise pretending to be inquiry. Nobody’s asking hard questions anymore—because hard questions don’t test well with advertisers and politicians.
Truth is bad for business. Facts interrupt the fun.
So CBS invites the White House orangutan into the newsroom, and then, the ape kneecaps a 60 Minutes story because it doesn’t like what it shows: the cruelty, the sadism, the racism baked into Trump’s immigration machine.
Journalism bows, scrapes, and calls it “balance.”
Then Bari the Weasel trots out one of the Blow-Dried Boys—Dokopulpine—to spoon-feed happy pills to the comatose and incurably stupid.
God forbid. Don’t look at Dementia Man and his roaming ICE thugs, they say. Don’t look at Rambo Party Boy Hegseth blowing up boats on vibes and hunches while America mainlines pill commercials like it’s a national IV drip.
Look over here. Smile. Everything’s fine. Look, a squirrel!
Megyn, however, is a close second to CBS’ Don’tpullthisfinger
She’s a well-documented bigot who seems convinced Jesus was a registered Republican and wore a red-white-and-blue lapel pin.
And Santa was white—definitely not stopping in Black neighborhoods, and sure as hell not after dark.
This isn’t journalism. It’s anesthesia. And they’re shocked—shocked G-Damit—that the country is slipping into a coma.