Trump Strangely Boasts Europeans Call Him ‘Daddy’ In Rambling Speech — Huffington Post
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JUST SAYING
BY RAUL HERNANDEZ
Trump Strangely Boasts Europeans Call Him ‘Daddy’ In Rambling Speech
Yes, of course. Donald Trump, aka Big Daddy, died for our sins.
He was persecuted, prosecuted, betrayed, railroaded, and—naturally—had an election stolen from him by evil people, according to The Gospel According to MAGA.
His followers adore, praise, and worship Big Daddy, while Fox “News” dutifully spreads his teachings and late-night Truth Social revelations across the globe—so everyone can know that Big Daddy loves all his children.
No matter their skin pigmentation.
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️
“Daddy” may love some of his children with certain skin pigmentations more than others.
If you’re confused about where you fall on the spectrum, consult your local Sherwin-Williams paint deck, or dial 1-800-I-NEED-A-SHRINK for assistance.
For best results, post the following on your refrigerator door—right between the expired milk, family photos and the unpaid bills—so the message sinks in every morning:
***Critical thinking required. Blind devotion void where facts apply.