{"id":27497,"date":"2016-10-23T16:05:04","date_gmt":"2016-10-23T23:05:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cjnotebook.com\/?p=27497"},"modified":"2016-10-23T17:51:52","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T00:51:52","slug":"just-saying-i-might-be-related-to-vikings-dna-monkey-wrench-and-back-to-square-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cjnotebook.com\/?p=27497","title":{"rendered":"Just Saying: Related to Vikings, DNA Monkey Wrench and Back to Square One"},"content":{"rendered":"

BY RAUL HERNANDEZ<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Notebookventura@gmail.com<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"solvang-california\"In Solvang, California, a few years ago, I found out that I could be related to the Vikings. \u00a0Later, I learned that I could also be Italian, African and maybe, Siberian, through Google research.<\/span><\/p>\n

There is this place in Solvang that sells family coat of arms plaques. \u00a0I bought the Hernandez family coat of arms, decades ago and gave it to my mom and dad.<\/span><\/p>\n

First of all, trying to find out about my ancestors was like draining an alligator swamp with a bucket and covered with A-1 Steak Sauce:<\/span> “Where did my great grandparents come from?” I’d ask relatives on my mother’s side. \u00a0“You know, we don’t know because we never asked,” was the resounding reply. \u00a0My father was an orphan when he was five, and he and his siblings were raised by an aunt. \u00a0So that went nowhere fast.<\/span><\/p>\n

Recently, I saw \u00a0a commercial for Ancestry.com where a woman says she has Spanish ancestors and now through DNA testing offered by Ancestry.com she found out she was French or Scottish or something like that. \u00a0After doing the research, I laughed at the DNA offer because it seemed bogus.<\/span><\/p>\n

I’ll explain later.<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway, I walked into that store in Solvang and did some research on my mother’s maiden name: \u00a0Carreon. \u00a0I got some information, and learned that this name came from Normandy. \u00a0 Carreon is also derived from when the family having lived at Cairon in Calvados in Medieval times in Normandy, France.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0I got this from these links: \u00a0House of Names along with Geni \u2014\u00a0https:\/\/www.houseofnames.com\/carreon-family-crest and\u00a0https:\/\/www.geni.com\/surnames\/carreon.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0 Then, I did more research and found out that the Celtics inhabited Normandy, which was invaded by Romans and Franks, and endured Raids by the Vikings and other tribes. By the way, the Romans who founded the cities of London, Vienna and Paris were in 32 modern-day countries for about 600 years.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"roman-empire\"So I could also be Italian, and my ancestors were probably slaves because the Romans made slavery into a lucrative business.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Julius Caesar, having captured a town in Gaul, sold on the spot the entire population of a district of the place to the salve traders who accompanied his army. Once all were counted the slavers walked away with no less than 53,000 people,” according to Roman-Empire.net.<\/span><\/p>\n

In those days, there was a lot of pillaging, plundering and so on and so forth.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Click Here to Learn About Roman Empire: Roman History<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Also I might be African since the Moors, who were from Northern Africa, settled in Spain, Portugal and Sicily for hundreds of years, according to All Empires.com. <\/a><\/strong>\u00a0The Moors were also hired by the Romans as mercenaries.<\/span><\/p>\n

It gets more complicated.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0There were other empires in Europe. They were: Celtic, Viking, Spanish, Portuguese, French Colonial, Byzantine, Russian, Third Reich, \u00a0and British.<\/span><\/p>\n

In addition on my father’s side of the family, anthropologists say indigenous people could have walked from one continent to another.<\/span><\/p>\n

This is the Bering Straight Theory, which says some Native Americans could have migrated from Siberia, which is in Northern Asia, to Alaska across a land bridge about 20,000 years ago and eventually, these tribes ended up in South America while, through the centuries, tracking large animal herds.<\/span><\/p>\n

So on my father’s side, I am Mexican Indian (Aztec, Mayan or some other indigenous people) with Spanish roots as far as I know.<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Land Bridge or Bering Theory proposes that people migrated from Siberia to Alaska across a land bridge that spanned the current day Bering Strait. The first people to populate the Americas were believed to have migrated across the Bering Land Bridge while tracking large game animal herds.<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

DNA Monkey Wrench<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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In the U.S., we check off boxes to indicate race: Hispanic, African-American, Asian or Native America, and of course, Pacific Islander.<\/span><\/p>\n

It is argued, however, that even these races are not accurate classifications of individuals, according to\u00a0Reference.com<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

But, bam, check out this DNA monkey wrench: \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

“Traditionally, people have been racially classified based on their appearance. It was assumed that people with similar physical features shared a common ancestor. Human genome testing, however, has established this is not necessarily true. Scientists point out that the DNA of many Europeans is no more similar to each other than is the DNA of Europeans and Africans. Additionally, the American Anthropological Association asserts that of the three currently accepted races, European and Asian are actually subsets of African, as human beings have inhabited the African continent for the longest amount of time,” according to reference.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u00a0Africa, Not Me<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Apparently, some people take the news that their ancestors might have come from Africa real hard<\/span><\/p>\n

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Texas State University student leave the anthropology class after the professor made the Africa announcement, according to Snopes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

This month, students at Texas State University walked out during an anthropology class because the professor said “all living people are descendants from Africa,” according to Snopes.com in a story published this month.<\/span><\/p>\n

Some people want to believe their ancestors wore kilts and gleefully danced by hopping around one, two and back to one leg. \u00a0Or, they sat in rugged pubs drinking ale, smoking a pipe and singing Irish lullabies and revolutionary songs (I read “Angela’s Ashes). \u00a0Or, were fierce and noble warriors who built pyramids and carved out a huge calendar.<\/span><\/div>\n
\u00a0But, for many Americans, the thought of coming from Africa is cultural shock, rattles the mind and doesn’t jive with what they have been taught.<\/span><\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0Back to Square One<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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I would never post this mug of my relative on Facebook. It might not be PC but it’s the truth.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It’s back to square one for me. <\/span><\/p>\n

After more research, I finally was able to traced one of my ancestors (see photo on the right).<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

This I know from the photo and archeological findings. \u00a0<\/span>I probably would not have posted my early, early, early ancestors’ mugs on Facebook. Also I found out to my dismay that I might have been related to \u2014 wait for it, prehistorical cannibals. <\/span><\/p>\n

Wooow. It was disturbing.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seriously, check this out:<\/span><\/p>\n

(NEWSER\/Published July 2016)\u00a0\u2013 Neanderthals appear to have had quite the appetite for, well, one another, at least according to findings by researchers at the\u00a0University of T\u00fcbingen<\/a>\u00a0in Germany.<\/span><\/p>\n

Reporting in the journal\u00a0Scientific Reports<\/a>, they say that an analysis of 99 new Neanderthal remains from a cavern in Belgium that date back roughly 40,000 to 45,000 years \u201cprovide unambiguous evidence of Neanderthal cannibalism in Northern Europe.”<\/span><\/p>\n

What\u2019s more, they add that in the period immediately before they died out, there was \u201cconsiderable diversity in mortuary behavior.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

In other words, for reasons that can only be guessed, Neanderthals of the not-too-distant past skinned one another, sliced into their bones, and even extracted bone marrow, reports\u00a0UPI<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

Whoooa.<\/span><\/p>\n

I could live with my ancestors eating frog legs, horse meat, rodents and even grasshopper enchiladas. But barbecuing someone else’s loved one, now that is a real a game changer.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now, I know why my relatives never really kept track of our ancestors – you really don’t know what is out there unless you go back far enough.<\/span><\/p>\n

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