{"id":59922,"date":"2025-10-13T20:14:55","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T03:14:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/cjnotebook.com\/?p=59922"},"modified":"2025-10-16T20:52:55","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T03:52:55","slug":"just-saying-trump-gregg-abbott-and-ted-cruz-the-axis-of-stupidity-global-punchlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cjnotebook.com\/?p=59922","title":{"rendered":"JUST SAYING: Trump, Gregg Abbott and Ted Cruz the Axis of Stupidity, Global Punchlines"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Trump Makes Claim So Stupid That It Could Easily Be Debunked By Looking At A Map \u2014 Huffington Post<\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n<\/div>\n
\u201cYou go \u2018boom, boom,\u2019 and now you’re in Qatar,\u201d the president said while making a huge geographical flub.<\/span><\/div>\n
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JUST SAYING<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

BY RAUL HERNANDEZ<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"Trump is the Golden Calf for the Party of Perpetual Stupidity\u2014gold spray-paint courtesy of Fox News\u2014with honorable mentions going to Texas\u2019s own Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

This is true.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Flashback to the summer of 2015: Abbott and Cruz went full tinfoil, convinced Barack Obama <\/strong>was sending the U.S. military under Operation Jade Helm to take over Texas <\/strong>and declare martial law.<\/span><\/p>\n

Abbott and Cruz’s master plan? Put the Texas National Guard on \u201calert\u201d to spy on American Special Forces\u2014because nothing says \u201cdefense of liberty\u201d like weekend warriors with binoculars tailing Green Berets.<\/span><\/p>\n

Of course, the conspiracy circus was fueled by Alex Jones’s InfoWars,<\/strong> his sweaty paranoia, and whatever loco weed was floating around Austin that week. Twelve hundred troops parachuted into barbecue country, and Abbott and Cruz acted like it was Red Dawn: Brisket Edition.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now you know why the Texas National Guard is in Chicago, courtesy of Abbott and Costello, uh, I mean Cruz, chasing the windmills in Trump’s skull while not stepping on the dead birds around them.<\/span><\/p>\n